QWRFZ 10.4
Arrived at planet Fxlrg, which it’s dominant carbon-based lifeform calls Earth, for our bi-yearly vacation. Uncle Vrjgr, who has visited there on business, highly recommended the smaller northern landmass.
Apparently most of it is covered by a ‘nation’ (a rough translation of ‘Lrkvx’) named the ‘You-Nighted-Stay-Its’, whose inhabitants are, according to Vrjgr, the most colourful on the whole planet.

QWRFZ 14.8

Start by taking a scenic flyover of the less inhabited areas. Unfortunately, we neglected to security lock the teleportation beam. Before we knew it, young Srkrl had kidnapped one of the ape-dwellers and was half-way through the deep probing procedure.
Luckily a quick mind-wipe resolved the problem, and Srkrl will be spending the rest of the holiday in a deep statis pod.

VXTRZ 2.6
Dropped off at the place the Hu-Mans call ‘Area 51′ to visit cousin Gzrkk. He seems to be doing well, and is busy feeding the ape-dwellers a line of Krakz droppings about us being galactic overlords.
We offered him a life back to Jrkkz, but he assured us he’s having far too much fun to want to leave now.

VXTRZ 5.8
Sadly, our vacation has come to an abrupt end. The original idea of parking our craft directly over the government centre of the You-Nighted-Stay-Its seemed a good one. Unfortunately, this aggrevated the Hu-Mans to such an extent that they activated their weapons systems against our craft. It is doubly unfortunate that the ship was on auto-pilot at the time, and responded to this threat with all the Prkakz power at it’s disposal.
Hopefully Uncle Vrjgr will be able to smooth things out with the Galactic Ministry, and explain away why planet Fxlrg has lost a tenth of it’s mass and gained a new moon.
Believe me, next vacation we won’t be roughing it and will go somewhere civilized instead. I hear the Slaughter Fields of Hkrzkr are nice this time of year.