Classified Ad
August 17th, 2009
FOR SALE
UNIQUE OFFICE SPACE
Scenic Pacific volcanic island in accessible location, only 40 minutes missile-time to US and Russia.
Property is large underground secret base, ideal for even the most demanding storage requirements.
Fitted out with all mod-cons, plus many additional features, including helipads and shark pool.
(Rocket pad can be included at discount price).
Recent fire damage means plenty of scope for redevelopment.
Fantastic potential for the right evil mastermind.
Quick sale preferred, price negotiable.
Please contact E Blofeld (whitepussy@spectre.evil). No time wasters.
Cutting from ‘Dictator’s Gazette’ (“The one-stop shop for all your domination needs!”)
